How did I come to
have a pardalote for a PT? As a gym virgin – I haven’t set foot in a gym since
high school – the idea of a personal trainer is quite foreign to me, let alone
one the size of a glue stick.
[A striated pardalote nesting. Photo courtesy of Alex Dudley] |
Yet here I am,
working on a post-retirement fitness regime that sees me walking up, down
and around our nearby bush each morning. And suddenly I’m the motivational
target of a striated pardalote. As I strain up a straggly slope, a bird clearly
calls out pick-it-up, pick-it-up! Rapidly, repeatedly, as
insistent as a miniature drill sergeant: it’s a striated pardalote tutoring from
the treetops.
They say a coach
should lead by example. And you’d have to say these tiny birds have literally
done the hard yards. Some of our striated pardalotes (Pardalotus striatus) fly as far away as south-east Queensland each
winter. And each spring they fly back to mate and nest in our bushland.
Pardalotes are not
the only birds out there barracking, ‘though I should use that word loosely for
some. A couple of big black ravens fly over. They tilt their heads, lifting
their wingtips in what looks to be a rude gesture. Then, like drivers yelling their displeasure
from the window, they sledge me at the top of their lungs: Aaaahh-gawaaarn-ga-waaaarrrrrrd! One even
alights on a treetop to continue the tirade. And when kookaburras start joining
in, it’s clear my fitness efforts are laughable.
[A forest raven calls from a treetop] |
But it’s not all
discouragement. Olive whistlers do what they do best, whistling in a cheerful,
encouraging manner. Tasmanian scrubwrens sound even more excited, urging me on
with a thin, high-pitched cheer. Tasmanian thornbills too express a wild,
shrill excitement, and high above a couple of kelp gulls join in, cheering
shrilly caaarn c’maarrrn c’maar-aar-aaarn.
It’s not only the
calls. Sometimes my tramping disturbs small amorous groups of brush bronzewings.
These heavily built pigeons take off in fright, their wings making loud
applause. This sometimes frightens more than it encourages, but the result is
still an acceleration in effort. Later my path takes me close to the Hobart Rivulet,
and even it seems capable of a demure roar. I feel encouraged, although it
occurs to me that I’m probably having aural hallucinations brought on by oxygen
deprivation.
[clockwise from top left: bird orchid, yellow dogwood, wattle & pultenaea] |
But it’s when I start wondering
if the plants will join in (“Surely the
dogwood would!”; “What’ll the wattle
be saying?”; “Is the eggs and bacon bush egging me on?”; “Is that orchid giving
me the bird?”) that I realise I’ve gone deep into fantasy land.
Thankfully the mute
bulk of kunanyi/Mt Wellington straightens me out. Just near my turnaround point
I see it afresh, the angle of view new, subtly different. Its massive presence
is silent, reassuring, a balm to soothe my barmy internal chatter.
[kunanyi/Mt Wellington, early morning] |
I’m working hard
now, breathing heavily. But it is so good to be out in this bush, clearing the
silliness from my head, just taking it in. Really that’s all the encouragement
I need. I walk on calmly, happily, and let the birds and bushes get on with their own
lives.